Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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