Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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