I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It's never too late to be topless.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Help. Why am I so naked?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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