Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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