with your own penis?
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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