I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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