well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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