I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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