I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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