So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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