WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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