remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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