It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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