i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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