everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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