your thong is hanging out like whoa
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize