Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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