I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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