whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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