i permit you to call me
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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