Pants 0. Shit 1.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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