Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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