i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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