I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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