This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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