shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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