honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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