Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Randomize