I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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