You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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