you're like a bully in the Christmas story
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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