at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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