***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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