the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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