hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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