Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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