I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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