if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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