Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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