No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
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Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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