theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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