K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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