elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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