i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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