But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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