she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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