Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I understand Curling. That high.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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