My balls are so social today.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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