Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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