Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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