I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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