Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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