Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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